"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along. No, don’t sing along.”
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do? Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep. Interviewer: But you have to do it! Adele: No, you don’t have to do it. Interviewer: But it’s good for you! Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras. Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing! Adele: Oh my god.